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The witcher has his hands full

猎魔人忙不过来了

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Author: xing45
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Aug 23
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The demon hunter returned to the United States, and he just wanted to be a pile driver, make money and pick up girls, and get out of this hellish place as soon as possible. So...where are the sorceresses, wizards, and knights of this dark world?
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Chapter 1 Return to America



Lin Rui’s high school grades were not ideal.



In order to give him a better future, his parents resorted to borrowing money and debts, and found an overseas study agency to send him to study abroad.



Nowadays, everyone knows that children who go abroad before they reach adulthood, whose outlook on life has not yet been formed, and who do not have family members to accompany them, are prone to make many detours in life, and may even be devastated.



It’s a pity that Lin Rui’s parents didn’t know this twenty years ago. They took it for granted that life abroad would be better than at home, the moon in foreign countries would be rounder, and the quality of foreigners would be higher.



So, when Lin Rui walked out of Newark International Airport in New Jersey with his suitcase, he couldn't help but curse:



"This damn shabby place, I worked so hard to leave, and now I'm back, twenty years ago."



Watch the interview??



Yes, reborn.



Not only is it reborn, it also comes with its own system.



A hoarse prompt sounded in Lin Rui's mind, "Hello, Demon Hunter, you were lucky enough to escape the vortex of the time storm and just walked out of the giant space teleportation array.



Unfortunately, you came to a A corrupt and fallen world.



This place is full of evil spirits, villains, and blood demons. All the darkness in the world can be found here. Please remember your responsibilities and beliefs and do not be contaminated by evil."



Witcher? Space teleportation array?



Lin Rui looked back in confusion at the Boeing 747 that brought him here and the crowded airport terminal, thinking: "This is indeed a space teleportation array."



A virtual screen flashed up, with Lin Rui's profile picture on top and simple information about him below.



Name: Lin Rui.



Age: 17 years old.



Occupation: Demon Hunter "Apprentice".



Strength: 5 (You spend all your time studying, so that you lack exercise and your hand-to-hand combat ability is almost zero.)



Physique: 6 (Your body is not very healthy, your cardiopulmonary capacity is poor, and your endurance is seriously lacking. But your youth has slightly made up for this shortcoming.)



Spirit: 12 (Year-round study is also beneficial. At least you are not a fool, but you are not very smart either.)



Agility: 8 (Youth brings you many advantages, but you cannot be said to be strong without exercise.)



Charm: 15 (Your appearance has been optimized, and the memory before rebirth makes you appear more mature, which will bring great advantages in social situations.)



Skills: None.





Equipment: None.



Deck library: None.



Followers: None.



(The value 10 is the standard value for normal adults)



This value is uneven, which determines that Lin Rui should not move his mouth if he can.



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Newark International Airport is only more than 20 kilometers away from Manhattan, New York, the "center of the world". Many tourists coming to New York choose to land at this airport for the sake of cheaper prices.



It is now 2005, several years after the "911" incident, and American soldiers have rushed into Afghanistan. The United States is still at its peak, arrogant and complacent.



But Newark Airport is nothing like an international transportation hub. It has old systems, chaotic management, and frequent flight delays and even cancellations.



Lin Rui pushed his suitcase to Terminal B and looked at himself in the bathroom mirror - his appearance has not changed, his height has not changed, he is still about 1.8 meters.



The overall image is different from the past, more refined, just like the six subjects of the college entrance examination. If you take more ten points for each subject, the total score can be improved a lot.



This is not only because of his high "charm" value, but also because of his twenty years of life accumulation, which allows him to make full use of the value.



On the plane, the flight attendant paid close attention to him, smiled warmly, and took the initiative to ask him if he wanted to upgrade to another class - it was free of charge, because there were unsold seats in business class.



When he got off the plane, the cool and mature flight attendant took the opportunity to leave him his phone number, saying that if he encountered any trouble in New York, he might be able to help.



This proves that it is nonsense to say that Asian men are not popular in Europe and the United States - it all depends on whether you are handsome, whether you can speak, and whether you can provide emotional value.



As long as you are handsome enough and can say "fraternity", there will naturally be many people for you - so boys should learn to protect themselves when they go out.



At the terminal, Lin Rui found a public phone and called the study abroad agent who picked him up, "I'm Lin Rui, I just got off the plane, where are you?"



A mean curse came from the phone, "Damn boy, I've been waiting for you in the parking lot for three hours. Do you people from mainland China have a sense of time?"



The good mood accumulated on the plane immediately disappeared with the wind.



"The flight is delayed, and there's nothing I can do about it." Lin Rui suddenly felt irritated when he heard the voice on the phone, recalling many unpleasant memories in his mind.



Lin Rui’s parents were born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze. When they started working, they happened to be in the 1980s and 1990s.



The Lin family started a small business after being laid off. They made money but suffered a lot. They spent all their money trying to find a way to go abroad, thinking that their son could live a good life.



Lin Rui also had unrealistic visions of America in his previous life, and happily took a transoceanic flight for more than ten hours to arrive at the "free country".



His English was not good at that time. When he got off the plane, his head was dizzy. He spent a long time wandering around the terminal of Newark Airport. He was not familiar with the place and he was so anxious that he almost cried.





After being reborn, he successfully walked to the exit of Terminal B, found a broken Ford in the parking lot, and saw the ugly face of the study abroad agency again. Face...



He was a skinny guy with triangular eyes, a middle-parted head, and a proud expression. It is said that his ancestors were Chinese who were sold to the United States as piglets in the late Qing Dynasty, and he has lived in New York for four or five generations.



"Boy, you are lucky to be able to come to the United States to study. It's just smoke coming out of the ancestral graves. This old and beautiful place, I dare not say anything else, it is very easy to make money."



"Can your parents earn a thousand dollars a month working so hard in China? In the United States, even if you go to a Chinese restaurant to wash dishes, you can earn at least three to four thousand...US dollars a month."



When Lin Rui heard "washing dishes," he became nervous, because he had really done it - from nine in the morning to nine in the evening, and he was so tired that he was in a trance.



The boss is like a supervisor. Every employee uses a watch to time when he goes to the toilet. If the time in the toilet is longer, he will scold others with a dark face - why does it take so long? It’s time to finish eating all the shit!



When Lin Rui got in the car, the agent took out a broken mobile phone and boasted: "Do you know what this is? I have never seen a mobile phone in China.



This thing is very difficult to buy, it is very expensive. I also prepaid your phone bill, a thousand dollars, pay me now.



By the way, you have to pay for my parking fee and lost work fee, which is a hundred dollars. There is also a processing fee for admission, which is US$3,000. Do you think we should pay it together now?



Don’t think it’s expensive, this is the market price and it’s a great value.



As long as you listen to me, I guarantee you will make your money back in a year or two. ”



These words made Lin Rui’s expression gloomy. All the psychological shadows he had when he first arrived in America in his previous life were brought out.



The mobile phone is a second-hand "Motorola". There is only the cheapest plan in the card. It stopped after a month. It is not worth a thousand dollars at all.



As for things like parking and missed work - Lin Rui's parents have already paid US$30,000, and the agency should have provided corresponding services.



In fact, this guy just helped Lin Rui submit preparatory study abroad applications to several public high schools in New York and forwarded some information.



It is not difficult to apply, and there is no need to go through many connections.



Many schools have quotas for recruiting international students. Try your luck. As long as you meet the requirements, you might be able to enroll without spending a penny.



It’s just that the school the study abroad agency applied to was extremely bad. It wasn’t in New York at all, but in New Jersey, west of New York, in a trashy high school in a trashy neighborhood.



In order to get into that school, Lin Rui was blackmailed by an agency, and he suffered so much in that high school that he still regrets it many years later.



In his eyes, America is not a good place at all. The prosperity of New York has nothing to do with the bottom of the society - living in a basement, but still dreaming of having dinner on the table?



Glancing at the study abroad agency, Lin Rui thought about it and did not want to repeat his past fate. He pushed the door open and got out of the car, opened the trunk, and took out his luggage.



The agent said in surprise: "Boy, what are you doing? You can't survive a day in New York without my care. This is abroad, not at home.



Don't say I didn't remind you, I have all your admission procedures. If you don't pay, you will come to the United States for nothing, and you won't even have a place to live."



Seeing that Lin Rui was unmoved, the agent became even more angry and cursed angrily: "Is it possible that your studying abroad is a pretense? You want to hide and work illegally after landing?





I am familiar with all the Chinese restaurants in New York. This is not your small county. Without my nod, you can't find a job, no. Who will give you food?



Don’t be so self-righteous, you little rookie. I’ll give you one last chance, get on the bus and hand over the money, I won’t argue with you.”



After getting off the bus, Lin Rui glanced at the agent disdainfully, pushed his suitcase and left, and found an airport policeman not far away.



The old American policeman was tall and round. When he saw Lin Rui approaching him, he put his hand on the holster on his waist with vigilance. He only confirmed that it was an Asian face, so he did not get too excited.



The study abroad agent in the broken Ford was very surprised and cursed secretly: "What the hell, this kid thinks he is in China, and he just casually calls the police?"



From a distance, the agent couldn't figure out what Lin Rui said to the police. He only saw the airport police frowning at first, and then staring at him.



The agent's heartbeat suddenly accelerated and his breathing became rapid, as if a mouse met a cat.



After a while, the airport policeman came over, stared at the agent in the car, and said: "Sir, someone reported you for operating illegally. Please show your driver's license."



Holy shit...how does that kid know this? Shouldn't he be a mainland bumpkin who just came to New York?



The agent cursed Lin Rui a hundred times in his heart, but he could only smile and flatter the police: "Officer, I'm here to pick up the boy, I'm his relative. This is not a commercial vehicle."



"Exit Show your driver's license." The policeman repeated with a straight face, "Slow down, let me see your hands clearly."



The agent was almost crying, so he could only take out the driver's license from his pocket and hold it out the car window.



The policeman only glanced at it, raised his eyebrows, and said, "This driver's license has expired."



American driver's licenses have a validity period, usually eight years. If it expires, it must be renewed within a certain period of time, otherwise you will have to retake the exam.



But there are too many violation records on a driver's license, and the fines to be paid when renewing are also huge. There are also people who procrastinate day by day until their driver's license expires.



Lin Rui didn't go far, and said from the side: "His license plate is forged, and there are contraband in the trunk. By the way, check his tax payment records, there will definitely be surprises."



The agent's face suddenly turned pale. Each of these charges was enough to send him to jail, especially the last one. He looked at Lin Rui in shock and fear, and asked like a fool: "Boy, how do you know this?"



Lin Rui had a cold face and said to himself: "The first lesson I learned when I came to the United States is not to trust the so-called "compatriots." This lesson was learned from you, bastard."



"Mr. Police Officer, can you conduct the most thorough investigation on this suspect?" Lin Rui looked calmly at the policeman who was searching the trunk of the agency, using his social skills.



The big and round policeman only turned his head and glanced at Lin Rui, and was affected by his fifteen-point charm. The responsibility and pride of a law enforcement officer surged in his heart, and his original intention to fool around with things disappeared.



"Don't worry, I will definitely find out this guy."



When the agent heard this, he was so frightened that his spine trembled, his throat was choked, and he almost burst into tears.



Lin Rui had no mercy for this guy. He only held the car window and shouted coldly: "You want to kill me like a fat sheep, now it's my turn to kill you."



(Yeah)



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