Making America: My campaign manager was Roosevelt

My name is Leo Wallace, a Ph.D. student in history, and I have a debt of $137,542.89. At the darkest moment of my life, I lost my job because I trolled a technology giant called "Omni" online and was "optimized" by it. I thought my life script was "Camel Xiangzi", until I had an extra intruder in my mind. He said his name was Franklin Roosevelt, yes, the one on the dime. "Kid, stop trolling on the Internet, it's useless." "Want to mess with them? I'll teach you." "Our first step is to become a mayor." So, under his guidance, I, a keyboard warrior who couldn't even find a job, embarked on a magical path to run for president. Wait, Mr. President, are you sure our "Second Bill of Rights"...isn't really about changing the United States to the Soviet Union?