Immortal Gourd

"Brother Fan, where is the spirit stone? Give it to me quickly."

"The martial arts competition is about to begin. I must get the first place this time."

"You don't Do you want to marry me? As long as I win the first place, we will have enough money to live together."

In the dilapidated thatched house, a voluptuous woman in bright clothes was looking at her with a look of eagerness.

In front of her stood a dirty, dark-skinned young man, who seemed to have just emerged from the ground.

The exposed skin is covered with scars.

Looking at the enchanting woman in front of him, a trace of ridicule appeared on the young man's face unconsciously.

Staying and flying together?

I’m going to fuck you!

Do you really think I am a stupid licking dog?

Yes, Chen Fan traveled through time and space to the world of cultivating immortals, and became a famous fool in Qingshan Town.

The original owner suffocated himself to death because he was digging spiritual stones in the cave!

The enchanting woman in front of me is named Ye Xiaolian. Not only is she beautiful, she is also very talented in cultivation. She entered the big family to practice early.

The two are completely different from each other and are not in the same world at all.

But what is incredible is that Ye Xiaolian is actually with this fool.

Because she accidentally discovered that although Chen Fan was stupid, he was a natural spiritual observer and could keenly sense the existence of spiritual stones.

This discovery made Ye Xiaolian, who had already embarked on the journey of cultivation, feel like she had found a treasure.

So, she pinched her nose and accepted the marriage, and then forced Chen Fan to find spiritual stones for her every day, saying that these were betrothal gifts.

It just so happened that the original owner was a fool. He was bullied and still enjoyed it.

Even if I broke my leg and hit my head with blood, I would have no regrets.

But today, the way this fool looked at him was a little different.

In the dim thatched house, Ye Xiaolian didn't seem to notice anything unusual.

Seeing that the other party was not moving, she suddenly showed displeasure, "Brother Fan, I am talking to you, please give me the spirit stone."

Chen Fan then took out two luminous stones the size of a baby's fist from his arms.

The moment she saw the two stones, Ye Xiaolian's breathing immediately became rapid, "Medium...medium-grade spiritual stones."

Oh my God, this fool actually dug up two medium-grade spiritual stones.

"Give it to me quickly!"

Ye Xiaolian couldn't wait to reach out her hand.

"No!"

Hearing this reply, Ye Xiaolian thought she had heard it wrong, that fool who had always been obedient to him.

This time, he actually rejected himself?

"You...what did you say?"

Chen Fan's eyes were surprisingly calm, "I said - no!"

Ye Xiaolian endured the discomfort and forced a smile, "Brother Fan, I am Lian'er. Don't you like me the most? Give me the spirit stone."

A trace of disgust flashed deep in Chen Fan's eyes.

In my previous life, I was just a cow and a horse. Now that I have traveled through time, I still have to be ordered around by a black-hearted bitch like you.

Three lives and three lives, are the horses and oxen chosen by heaven? ?

After traveling through time and becoming a fool, Chen Fan was already holding back his anger. When he saw this vicious woman again, evil fire surged in his chest.

"Ye Xiaolian, you know best how many spiritual stones I have found for you over the years and how many injuries I have suffered."

"I don't have much time now. From now on, I will no longer look for spiritual stones for you." ”

“Let’s go!”

Chen Fan did not lie. The original owner burrowed around like a mouse in the dark mine every day. Coupled with not having enough food for a long time, the body had collapsed long ago.

Otherwise, it would not have been possible for him to be suffocated to death in the mine due to loss of strength.

Hearing this, Ye Xiaolian frowned slightly.

Xindao, a fool, never dared to talk to himself like this. What happened today?

Although she was confused, she put on a pitiful look on her face, and her eyes instantly became misty, which made me feel pity for her.

"Brother Fan, Xiaolian... Xiaolian also knows that she should not trouble Brother Fan again, but...but this family competition is really important to Xiaolian."

Haha, this woman has never cared about her own life or death.

After thinking about this, Chen Fan's expression suddenly turned cold, "Do you really want the spirit stone?"

"Of course you take it seriously, brother Fan!"

"Then...kneel down!"

Ye Xiaolian looked stunned and thought she heard wrongly.

This fool actually asked her to kneel down. Is he crazy?

"I asked you to kneel down, don't you understand?"

"Unless you don't want these two spiritual stones!"

Ye Xiaolian was furious, this guy actually dared to threaten herself with the spiritual stones.

In any case, she also has the cultivation of the third level of Qi refining. A fool can be crushed to death by raising his hand.

Seemingly sensing the murderous intent in Ye Xiaolian's eyes, Chen Fan continued: "There are many such spiritual stones in that place, and only I can find them!"

As soon as these words came out, Ye Xiaolian immediately gave up the idea of ​​robbing them.

A lot of middle-grade spiritual stones?

Is it possible that this fool discovered an entire vein of spirit stone?

If this is the case, the speed of my cultivation will skyrocket. .

Who will dare to say that she is not worthy of the Third Young Master in the future?

Ye Xiaolian decided to find out the location of the spiritual vein no matter what.

With this in mind, she twisted her waist and said delicately: "Brother Fan, please don't scare Lian'er, I like you the most."

"Brother Fan, tell me quickly, where did you find these stones?"

Chen Fan almost felt sick.

I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such a shameless person.

Okay, since you are unkind, then don’t blame me for being unjust.

"Do you want to know? Then kneel down obediently!"

Ye Xiaolian's expression was stagnant, but for her third son, she gritted her teeth and actually knelt down.

Anyway, there are only two of them here. When they find out the whereabouts of the spiritual veins, they will kill this guy. Who knows the humiliation she suffered today?

"Brother Fan, if I know I made a mistake, I will definitely care about you more in the future!"

Ye Xiaolian said pitifully with an aggrieved look on her face.

Chen Fan was unmoved and uttered three words coldly, "Crawl over here!"

Ye Xiaolian's delicate body trembled, but she still crawled over obediently, like a dog.

Looking at Ye Xiaolian’s round buttocks and the way she was crawling at his feet, wagging her tail and begging for mercy, Chen Fan felt an unknown fire in his heart.

"Do you really like me??"

Ye Xiaolian nodded obediently, "It's true. The first time I saw Brother Fan, I will recognize you for the rest of my life."

Chen Fan sneered in his heart. He really felt worthless for the original owner, how could he fall in love with such a snake-hearted woman.

So, he decided to show this woman a little bit.

Chen Fan suddenly bent down and held up his pretty face with his dirty hand.

Ye Xiaolian suppressed the discomfort in her heart and slowly closed her eyes.

For the sake of those middle-grade spiritual stones, and for the sake of her third young master, it doesn’t matter if she was kissed by this fool, just treat it as a dog bite.

But the next moment, something unexpected happened.

Bang!

A crisp sound suddenly sounded in the thatched house.

Ye Xiaolian covered her face and raised her head in disbelief. She was completely confused.

This fool actually hit her!

How dare he do this? ?

"What? Are you unhappy if I hit you?"

Ye Xiaolian took a deep breath and suppressed the murderous desire in her heart, "As long as Brother Fan is happy... I will be fine."

Before he finished speaking,

Pa!

Another crisp sound came out.

This time, Chen Fan's rough big hand slapped Ye Xiaolian's perky buttocks directly.

Ye Xiaolian was furious, "Chen Fan, you are seeking death!"

Before she finished speaking, she kicked out suddenly.

Bang!

Chen Fan flew straight up, and after landing, he couldn't stop vomiting blood.

Ye Xiaolian's face was full of disgust, "You are like a toad, and you still want to get married to this girl."< /p>

"You are worthy!"

"If it weren't for the fact that you are still somewhat useful, you would be a dead body by now."

"Tell me, where did you find the spirit stone?"

Chen Fan raised his head with difficulty, his eyes as cold as a knife, "Smelly bitch, kill me if you can, you will never find that place in your life!"

Ye Xiaolian raised her foot and stepped hard on Chen Fan's chest, "Why didn't I realize before that you are still a tough guy?"

As she spoke, she exerted force on her right foot, and Chen Fan immediately let out a miserable howl.

At this moment, a bright light suddenly flashed on his chest.

Wherever the light passed, everything in the thatched house seemed to be still.

Ye Xiaolian opened her mouth and remained motionless!

Immediately afterwards, a palm-sized purple gourd flew out from Chen Fan's chest.