Day and night wandering god

Chapter 1 Two-Legged Sheep

Jingguo, Pingshui Mansion, Baiyun Hutong.

A rickshaw was parked at the entrance of Baiyun Hutong. The driver carefully reminded the guests who were sleeping in the car.

"Sir, we have arrived at Baiyun Hutong."

Yun Asi was woken up by the driver. He looked at the alley, touched a zero ticket, handed it to the other person, picked up his suitcase, and got off the car.

Baiyun Hutong is very quiet.

There are no walls on both sides of the hutong, and the staggered patterns between the blue square bricks on the walls are clearly exposed.

It was already evening, the sky was dark, and some diligent ladies in the alley had already started working.

Wearing cheongsam and jewelry that they packed at the bottom of the box, they leaned against the brick wall, exposing their plump and white legs, waiting for customers to pick their goods.

"Fourth brother, are you home?"

"Fourth brother, come to my house to play. I have a radio in the house. You can listen to programs. It's quite interesting." The lady standing on the wall took a puff of a lady's cigarette and teased Ah Si.

While chatting, Yun Asi’s suitcase was dripping with blood.

He calmly took out his handkerchief, wiped off the blood, then bent slightly, raised his hands, greeted the ladies, politely declined their invitation, and walked deeper into the alley.

No. 146, Baiyun Hutong,

I’m home.

Yun Asi entered the room, took off his coat, washed his face with a towel, wiped his hands and neck.

His wife Zheng Lingzi was helping him pack his suitcase.

The box was opened. In addition to a change of clothes, a few kraft paper document bags, and unopened soap bath towels from the hotel, there was also a bloody sheep lying there.

The sheep is not big, measuring at most half a meter from head to tail. Its belly has been cut open, its internal organs have been removed, and the blood on the skin and flesh has not yet dried.

Sheep are not unusual, but what is strange is that the eyes of this sheep are covered with a black cloth, and the mouth is sewn up with dense stitches,

On its four hooves are baby's black tiger-toed shoes.

Zheng Lingzi looked at the sheep and drooled, but she did not touch the sheep.

Every time he went on a business trip, Yun Asi would bring back a sheep. The sheep tasted really delicious, but to handle the sheep, Asi had to do it himself.

Once, Zheng Lingzi wanted to wash and cook the sheep by herself, but when she reached out, she was slapped by Yun Asi.

So, even if Zheng Lingzi wanted to eat sheep again, she could only endure it. She cleaned out all the bloody clothes and document bags.

Soak the clothes in water, take out the documents from the document bag, and throw away the bag.

During the cleaning process, Zheng Lingzi finally heard Yun Asi say after washing her face: "A Ling, I'm going to be a sheep."

She had been looking forward to it for a long time, but in order not to appear greedy, she deliberately kept her expression calm. Said: "Well, put more green onions."

"Okay."

Yun Asi held the sheep and walked to the bedroom door. Suddenly he turned around and asked: "By the way, Lingzi , you have often eaten the sheep I brought back, right?"

"Hmm."

"How many have you eaten?"

"Twelve, what's wrong?"

"No...nothing, pretty good, pretty good."

Yun Asi finally carried the sheep to the kitchen. He found that the vinegar at home had run out, so he put on his coat again and went to "Li Ji Grocery Store" across the alley to make vinegar.

Zheng Lingzi looked in the full-length mirror and felt sorry for her figure.

"If I had known that Ah Si would come back today, I shouldn't have asked my little sister to eat braised lion's head yesterday. Her waist would have grown thicker again."

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After Yun Ah Si got jealous, he returned home and started cooking sheep.

He first untied the black cloth covering the sheep's eyes.

The eyes of sheep are very distinctive. They have horizontal pupils, wide on the left and right, and flat on the top and bottom. If a person looks at a sheep, it is easy to feel dizzy and nauseated.

But the sheep on the chopping board at this time is not.

If Zheng Lingzi was in the kitchen, she would be able to tell how much fat she had gained with her *** eyes, and she would definitely notice that this sheep had strange eyes.

“The eyes are quite pretty.”

After Yun Asi finished admiring them, he picked out the sheep’s eyes with chopsticks, flattened them with a kitchen knife, and threw them into the pot.

Then he took off the tiger-head shoes from the sheep's hooves.

After cutting off the hooves one by one, Yun Asi cut the line sewing the sheep's mouth.

The sheep's mouth was sewn on by force, and the inside was already tight. As soon as the thread was broken, it opened by itself.

After pulling out two rows of teeth, Yun Asi made bold changes to the sheep's knife.

For a while, there was a crackling sound in the kitchen.

Yun Asi often handles sheep, and his hands and feet are very nimble. After more than half an hour, the whole sheep was divided into pieces of evenly sized mutton, neatly piled into the casserole, and started cooking.

After Yun Asi made a dipping sauce with vinegar, sesame oil, sesame paste, etc., he sat on the sofa and read the newspaper.

As the aroma of mutton became stronger and stronger, Zheng Lingzi salivated. Yun Asi collected the newspaper, went into the kitchen, made a bowl of herbal soup, and then brought out the casserole.

The mutton is boiled in white water, dipped in dipping sauce, and tastes original.

The herbal soup is clear and slightly orange, like the orange soda sold in restaurants.

"Sheep are often eaten, but this is the first time you make this soup."

"Drink it, I learned it when I was on a business trip in Mingjiang Mansion. It is refreshing and relieves the heat."

Yun Asi said with a smile.

Zheng Lingzi was hesitant and took a small taste first, and found that the taste was really good, with a hint of sweetness and a delicate texture.

She ate the sheep and drank the soup.

During this period, she did not persuade Yun Ah Si to eat sheep because Ah Si did not eat sheep and said that he could not stand the smell of sheep.

But she didn’t know that Ah Si liked to eat sheep.

It’s just that Ah Si didn’t eat the kind of sheep she ate.

Eating a whole sheep for a whole hour made Zheng Lingzi burp.

She stroked her slightly bulging belly and joked: "Ah Si, it's your fault. When I go to work tomorrow, my colleagues will definitely laugh at me whether I'm pregnant."

"Haha."

Yun A After looking at the table of mutton bones and empty soup bowls, Si said with great interest: "A-Ling, I was on a business trip in Mingjiang Mansion and heard some interesting stories. Do you want to hear them?"

"What did you hear? Tell me about it?" Zheng Lingzi had eaten and drank enough, and was in a good mood.

Yun Asi said: "In our world, there is a river and lake. The river and lake are very big. Our Pingshui Prefecture is in the river and lake, Mingjiang Prefecture is also in the river and lake, and even every state capital in the Well Country is in the river and lake. There are many halls in the river and lake. Everyone in the hall has special abilities.

Some of these people say they learned their abilities from gods, and some say they learned them from evil ghosts.

People who have learned skills from gods are called gods, and people who have learned skills from evil ghosts are called Yin people.

The anecdote I want to tell you is about a Yin person.